| Opponent | P | W | D | L | F | A |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dazzlers | 51 | 30 | 4 | 17 | 228 | 190 |
| Irons | 49 | 26 | 5 | 18 | 222 | 187 |
| Nice Tackle | 39 | 19 | 8 | 12 | 140 | 109 |
| Nomads | 37 | 18 | 6 | 13 | 154 | 129 |
| Shillelagh Celtic | 37 | 16 | 4 | 17 | 160 | 138 |
| Blighty Coffee | 36 | 17 | 2 | 17 | 185 | 196 |
| Run DFC | 30 | 17 | 5 | 8 | 120 | 75 |
| Special Knees | 29 | 17 | 2 | 10 | 117 | 106 |
| 2 Up 2 Down | 21 | 13 | 2 | 6 | 97 | 85 |
| Dumb & Dumbarton | 20 | 4 | 4 | 12 | 62 | 86 |
| Ordinary Joes | 18 | 11 | 3 | 4 | 97 | 59 |
| AC Earth Wind Fire | 17 | 13 | 1 | 3 | 115 | 42 |
| Circus | 11 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 50 | 40 |
| Fullback | 11 | 4 | 0 | 7 | 45 | 61 |
| Tropa de Elite | 7 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 29 | 44 |
| Bayern Bru | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 21 | 29 |
| Shaktar Senseless | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 25 | 9 |
| AC Shillelagh | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 25 | 8 |
| Alexandra Park A | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 24 | 22 |
| Boot Tang Clan | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 13 | 17 |
| Fiordawina | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 19 | 13 |
| Unathletic Palermo | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 22 | 2 |
| St Peter's Immaculata | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 7 | 25 |
| Better Name Coming | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 27 | 1 |
| Borussia Teeth | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 8 |
| Heigham | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 12 |
| Keane's | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 7 |
| RMV London | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 9 |
| The Munkeees | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 5 |
| Thursday Night Geezers | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 6 |